Livin' Like Pompey

Good news everyone! Go out and spend spend SPEND!!!

Spend as much as you want and run up astronomical debts. Jet off to far-flung exotic lands, stay in the most upmarket hotels, in the biggest suites available. Buy as many souvenirs as you like - heck, buy the souvenir shop! Do everything there is to do, and when you feel like it, come home again. But wait, the fun doesn't stop there! Oh no, because there is still plenty to spend money on here.

Why not build yourself a brand spanking new extension? Maybe build a swimming pool and a zoo in the garden? Of course, there's always the worry of planning permission. But don't panic, because this won't be a worry for you! That's right, just go ahead and do it anyway! The council could well take you to court for not asking for planning permission, but just make sure you sell the courtroom a heart-breaking sob story about how a decision against you would be devastating. "Think about the occupants of this house and what an impact this would have on their lives, Your Honour!" This will have the case dismissed by lunchtime, giving you time to go grab a bite to eat at the most expensive restaurants in town. Maybe, if you're feeling generous, (chances are you almost certainly aren't) why not pay for everyone else's food and drink as well?

Oh, and if you're feeling a bit rebellious and naughty, what better way to get that adrenaline rush than by ripping off a few charities? Maybe an ambulance service. That would really fuck them up wouldn't it? Think of all the ill or injured people that could be going unaided thanks to you. Ooooh you rebel! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Now, you're probably reading this and thinking:

"But Ryan, I don't have that much money. How can I possibly afford all this?!"

Well that's not a problem. Because you see you can do all this with money you don't have, and almost certainly never will have, and be safe in the knowledge that you will get off scot-free and be able to get on with your life unjustly and unpunished.

Result!